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Ryan Orban

Ryan Orban

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Humor

Bookmarks

  1. loldefi

    loldefi.com — a DeFi-themed community or humor site bookmarked during a DeFi research session alongside Foundry, Alpha Pro, and AMM theory. Content unavailable at processing time.

  2. "RIP My Portfolio" — December 2021 Crypto Drawdown

    A retweeted image lamenting crypto portfolio losses in December 2021 — saved during the mid-cycle correction that preceded the 2022 bear market. A timestamp on market sentiment at a specific moment.

  3. The Art of Code — Dylan Beattie

    Dylan Beattie's 'The Art of Code' is a conference talk covering the weird, playful, and surprisingly profound corners of software — esoteric languages, code golf, musical programming, and the question of what 'beautiful code' even means. A reminder that software is a creative medium.

  4. Fizz Buzz in TensorFlow

    Joel Grus deliberately solves FizzBuzz using TensorFlow — a satirical demonstration of using a neural network where simple conditional logic would do. A sharp critique of ML overcomplexity disguised as a tutorial.

  5. Is It Pokemon or Big Data?

    A quiz that asks whether a name belongs to a Pokemon or a Big Data tool — hilariously difficult because the Hadoop ecosystem's naming conventions are indistinguishable from fictional creature names. A sharp cultural critique disguised as a game.

  6. That Time When "Recurrent Neural Network" Was Replaced with "Dog"

    The joke where replacing 'recurrent neural network' with 'dog' in ML papers produces sentences that remain plausible — a 2015 meme that captured real frustration with AI hype language. Still a useful test for vague ML claims.

  7. The IV Doc

    The IV Doc — an on-demand intravenous drip service for rehydration, saved in response to a joke tweet. A cultural artifact of the 2014 San Francisco startup-and-excess moment.

  8. Dog GIF

    A dog GIF saved from Giphy, shared with Rachel Binx and Fulgent EFT as a 'current status' reaction. Ephemeral humor from July 2014.

  9. Math Dance

    An imgur image captioned 'Oldie, but a goodie. Math dance!' — a humorous mathematics meme saved from the data science community's social feed.

  10. "Data Visualization Be Like" — Rachel Binx Tweet

    Rachel Binx's 'data visualization be like' tweet — a humorous jab at data viz complexity or pretension, circulated in the data science Twitter community in mid-2014.

  11. Spurious Correlations

    Tyler Vigen's Spurious Correlations site generates charts showing absurd correlations between unrelated variables — US cheese consumption vs. deaths by bedsheet tangling, etc. The clearest possible demonstration that correlation does not imply causation.

  12. Happy Holidays: Five Gifts for the Data Scientist on Your List

    AnalyticBridge holiday post listing gifts for data scientists — saved for the quote that circulated on Twitter: 'A data scientist is a machine for turning coffee into insights.' A cultural artifact of the 2013 data science hype moment.

  13. The Double Wrap Trick

    Viral tweet about a double-wrap food trick — a non-technical bookmark, likely saved for amusement.

  14. The Burrito Bomber

    Darwin Aerospace's Burrito Bomber — a fixed-wing UAV that delivers burritos to GPS coordinates via a parachute-drop system. A 2012 maker project that presaged the commercial drone delivery industry by a decade, framed as humor but technically serious.

  15. Kittydar: JavaScript Cat Face Detection

    Kittydar is a JavaScript library for cat face detection in images — a real implementation of neural-network-based object detection in the browser, released in 2012 when running ML in JavaScript was novel and this kind of project showed what was becoming possible.

  16. The Genetics of Muggle/Wizard Inheritance

    A fan-written genetic analysis explaining how the wizarding gene in Harry Potter could be singular, autosomal, and dominant despite apparent exceptions like Muggle-born witches and squibs. A delightful example of real science applied to fictional worldbuilding.

  17. Artisanal Pencil Sharpening

    David Rees's artisanal pencil sharpening service — genuinely real, not a joke — charged $15 to $35 to sharpen a single pencil by hand using specialized tools, with a certificate of authenticity. A perfect cultural artifact of the 2012 artisanal/craft backlash against mass production.

  18. God Uses Lisp

    A Twitpic image shared with the caption 'Guess God really does use Lisp' — programmer humor around the idea that the universe's underlying structure resembles a Lisp program. A recurring joke in hacker culture about Lisp's elegance and its position as the 'language of ideas'.

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